GETTING IMPALED AND KILLED ROLEPLAY

My leg is made of steel. I am Jeff The Killer With Unbreakable Legs and Arms. My body is perfect. I am made of uranium

Your bagel is mine

why would you do that jeff trhows a javalin at jeffs should impalling him

Jeff The Killer wrote:

My leg is made of steel. I am Jeff Thestupid Killer With very breakable Legs and Arms. My body is perfect. I am made of uraniumso that means im dying

uses hands and splits the adams in your legs exploding them like nucear bomb

I am Jeff The Impaled Perfect Killer. I pull the javelin out of my shoulder. I am Jeff The Formerly Impaled Perfect Killer. I laugh. I laugh. I laugh. I let out a big groan and a lot of blood. Is this what killing is like? I eat the blood. I scream. I break through the wall with my Killer's strength. The world is mine for the taking. I see scary man attacking me but I deflect his attacks with ease and devour his soul with my Killer's Technique. I say "Go to sleep". I am Jeff the Killer.

I am Jeff The Exploding Perfect Killer. I am invincible

Pick up blood

Jeff The Killer wrote:

I am Jeff The Exploding Perfect Killer. I am invincible

thats not fair

I am Jeff The Exploding Perfect Unfair Killer. And I am coming for you. I laugh. I laugh. I weep silently. I laugh. I throw the blood at you

Jeff The Killer wrote:

I am Jeff The Exploding Perfect Unfair Killer. And I am coming for you. I laugh. I laugh. I weep silently. I laugh. I throw the blood at you

blood goes into my eyes

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAH

Ha ha ha. I laugh. I am extremly powerful. I bring you into the Killer's Dimension

leaves via helicoprter

Just as the portal is closing you get exploded into bits and smithereens by my Killer's Bomb. Batman shows up. I kill him. I laugh. I take all of his blood using my Killer's Syringe.

i use my extremely powerful gun that shoots 100 bullets at once to blast jeff the killer into next week... see you suckar...


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BEASTIE BOYZ 4 LYFE

I am immune to being killed. I laugh. I laugh. I throw blood at you

leaves dimeosion through portal gun like the game (never played it) but to real world with gamez4lyfe









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we escape through the poratl

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Wheatleyt Boys

Jeff The Killer wrote:

I am immune to being killed. I laugh. I laugh. I throw blood at you

uses big fan i had in my pocket that throws the blood back

Gamez4LYFE wrote:

we escape through the poratl

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Wheatleyt Boys

we go to taco bell and grab doratos tacos likea boss


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I languish and plan for my next Killer Move. I use my Killer Vision. I move up. I move up. I move up. I move up. I move up. I move up. I move up. I move up. I move up. I move up. I move up. I move up. I look around. Around you is a host of Killer's Tools, as well as the exit to the Killer Dimension. I laugh. I move up. I move up. I move up. I move up. I move up.

Knight of NiGHTs wrote:

This is getting quite Silly... I materialise in the real world and fire a beam at Jeff and vaporise him instantly. I can do these things.

thats really cool can you make a microwave but its built intot he food

we have to plan for the jeff the killings next attack. but for now? uhhh. crunchwrap supreme for me! lol


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Crunchwrap Beast

i think that could be cool and saves time

I plan my next Killer Move.