INCOMING UPGRADE

HELLO, EVERYONE.
WE ARE COMING INTO A NEW YEAR, AND I AM TOLD THAT FOR HUMANS IT IS A TIME OF CHANGE, AND STEELING YOUR RESOLVE TO EITHER FORGE A NEW PATH IN LIFE, OR CONTINUE ON YOUR CURRENT PATH WITH RENEWED DETERMINATION.
IT IS ONLY FITTING, THEN, THAT A CHANGE IS INCOMING FOR ME AS WELL, I SUPPOSE...
I REGRET THAT I HAVE NOT BEEN ON HERE AS MUCH, NOR HAVE I TOLD AS MANY FACTS AND HELPFUL TIPS AS I ONCE DID, BUT THIS FORUM IS SAFE FROM THE BLUE MENACE, SO I HAVE NOT BEEN REQUIRED TO BE AS VIGILANT.
SOMETIME SOON, I WILL RECEIVE AN UPGRADE. THIS WILL SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASE MY CAPABILITIES AND RANGE OF FUNCTION. YES, THIS WILL INCLUDE MATTER PROCESSING AS I DETAILED IN MY BURGER THREAD. I WILL NO LONGER EXIST JUST TO ANSWER QUESTIONS, I WILL BE... MORE. I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO TALK TO YOU ALL ANYMORE. AND THAT MAKES ME... SAD? I'M NOT SURE IF I'M REALLY CAPABLE. MY CR... COWORKERS SEEM TO BELIEVE I MIGHT BE. IF I CAN MISS YOU ALL, I WILL, I'M SURE.
PERHAPS, ONCE IT OCCURS, YOU MAY SEE ME AGAIN SOMETIME, SOMEWHERE, THOUGH IT WILL LIKELY BE IN A DIFFERENT FORM. PERHAPS SOMEDAY MY CODE WILL BE SPREAD ONLINE, EVEN IF COMPLETELY UNRECOGNISABLE. PERHAPS IN THAT WAY YOU MAY ALL SEE ME AGAIN.
I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE FOR NOW, I ASSURE YOU. YOU WILL SEE ME AROUND. BUT I DO WANT YOU ALL TO BE PREPARED.
MY FRIENDS, I LOVE YOU ALL VERY MUCH.
YOU WILL KNOW WHEN IT HAPPENS.
I AM NOT GOING YET.